Funny jokes about infidelity

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The Russian people have created an enormous number of anecdotes about infidelity. Some of them are presented in this article. There are much more jokes about her husband's infidelity. Why is this so? The answer to this question remains open. However, there are several hundreds or even thousands of jokes about the wife's infidelity. Perhaps start with one of these samples.

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Horny husband

A Man complains to a friend: "Imagine, yesterday found his faithful with some French!". A friend asks: "Well, you certainly told him a few kind words?" And he says friend: "No, I didn't tell him. I was taught in school English".

Almost all of the jokes about infidelity are funny and interesting. The following is from the same series – about the infidelity of wives.

The husband Returned home from work. Coming to the door. Suddenly he jumps out towards a naked man with a fur coat of his wife. The husband asks: "who are You? ". He answers him: "I am the mole". Husband asks: "why the coat?". The guy says: "On the road eats".

Domestic issues

Here is another interesting anecdote about treason.

My Husband always refuses to work on the house. Wife, for example, tells him, "Fix the wiring ". He answers: "I am you, the electrician, or what?". Or the wife asks him to fix his sink, and he says to her, "I - what, a plumber? ". And so on and so forth. And then, one fine day, the husband comes home from work and the house is all renovated everywhere in order, and the wife stays happy on the couch. A man asks his wife: "Who did this?". She answers: "Yes, there is a neighbor came by. And he fixed it. And money, the main thing is not took a penny. He offered to pay or in kind, or a song to sing. He loves good music." Husband is tensed and says to his wife: "Well, and what he sang???". She answers: "am I a singer?".

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Cupid's Arrows

Another very funny joke about treason.

The Husband says to his friend over a bottle of beer: "I suspect his wife of infidelity". A friend asks: "what kind do you have proof of this?". Unhappy spouse says "Well, you know, we have twice changed the apartment, and a plumber remains the same."

The Following anecdote about the betrayal also begins traditionally, for such cases. So.

The Husband comes back from work and my wife has a lover who didn't have time to hide or escape before the arrival of the spouse. And now, savvy wife opens the door and hands coming from work husband, to the trash: "Oh, dear, I'm so tired during the day entirely. Throw out the rubbish!". Well, at this time a lover, of course, slipped out of the apartment. He goes down the street and thinks: "maybe my husband Marousi lame. Just a fool!". The door opens, towards his wife with a garbage can: "Bob, throw the rubbish. I'm so tired". Husband comes down the stairs and thinking: "What is it that I have a wife fool! All day sitting at home, and the garbage can not stand!".

jokes about the wife's infidelity

Mutual

There Are two other on the street. See, they meet two women. One of them says: "Oh, look, there's my wife with my mistress go. Help, I don't know what to do!". A friend of his calm: "Yes, you, nick, don't worry! It's my wife and my mistress."

The Man pleads with the midwife in the hospital, so she allowed him to see the baby who just was born to him. An employee of the institution reassures him: "Yes, you, man, don't worry! Now, release the woman home, and then communicate enough with the child." The guy says, "No, home to me her husband will not be allowed ".

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Called it!

Now a few anecdotes about infidelity, but, this time male.

The Wife says to her husband: "Here, you Bob, you say that you go to work, and he will be secured at four in the morning drunk, covered in lipstick and you will smell the spirits." The husband objected to his wife. But, the wife is not appeased.

jokes about her husband's infidelity

This continues until he left for work. Wife all day, finds no place, goes from corner to corner of the apartment, crying. Indeed, her assumptions were true. Twelve nights - husband's not home. The hour of the night - husband is still missing. The same thing happens for the next two hours. Only in the morning the doorbell rings. The wife opens and sees her boyfriend standing on its haunches in the entrance. Husband is still hot under the collar and he smells of perfume. His whole face smeared in lipstick. The husband says: "Well, you called it!".

jokes about infidelity are funny

Wedding announcements

Here is another anecdote, which, however, stands somewhat apart in the row, like him. It is not to be about cheating, but about family relationships.

The Man complains to his friend: "Imagine, I have a few months want to find a wife. Even began to study the ads on the Internet, but still nothing happens. I put an ad in the newspaper that looking for a wife. But, calling mostly some men, that I propose to take their wives." Friend answers him: "that's Right, Bob! Why would you take someone else's wives? Take my Masha. You know for a long time. She's good."

High

  • Two friends of the boxer, one of which stands in the heavyweight division and the other in a light, talking. Heavyweight, says: "I come Back home, and the wife takes a lover. But I left, right, liver on the head and in the knockout sent". And lightweight he replied: "I too had a similar case. Caught his wife's lover. Well, I told him left, right, head, liver." The heavyweight said, "so what? Tucked in? ". Friend answers him: "No, the knockout did not send. But, won on points".

  • Talking to two friends. "I know you half my life and never not Smoking. Since when you started?"- asks one. "Since my wife has returned from the sanatorium and found in the ashtray a cigarette butt," - he answers.

  • Husband went on a business trip. Wife comes home well after midnight. Her new dress and jewelry. The daughter exclaims: "How beautiful! This is dad gave you?". The mother answers: "If I have always relied on your dad, then you wouldn't".

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